Anatomy 101

Monday, February 7, 2011
Lesson: 1
Professor: Cole
While sitting on the potty: Big boys have p*nises and girls have not p*nises....They just have bodies.

Lesson: 2
Professor: Paige
Me: Why is Cole chasing Will saying "chicken"?
Paige: Because Cole is the lion and (dead serious) Will is made of chicken.
Me: What?
Paige: Well, you know, his muscles are chicken.
Me: (hysterical laughter and making mental note that we MUST do a better job teaching that not all meat = chicken)

Lesson: 3
Professor: Paige
Rich goes to pick up Cole to take to bedtime and he slumps into a heap on the floor.
Paige: Oh no!  He went boneless!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously, how do you and Rich hold it together over there!? These kids are a riot!

heresthediehl said...

Love it!

And have you been reading Knufflebunny? B/c she goes boneless :)

Kelly said...

Love Professor Cole's....it sounds alot nicer than Sam's 'version', which is "girls just have one long big butt". :)

Renay said...

boneless chicken...it all makes sense!

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