A Christmas song...

To the tune of, well, you'll figure it out...

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my holiday brought to me...
Twelve Christmas cookies
Eleven cups of cocoa
Ten lost receipts
Nine hundred TV specials
Eight UPS deliveries
Seven Christmas stockings (dogs included)
Six boots-a-snowy
FiiiiiVE MILLION CHRISTMAS PROJECTS!
Four broken ornaments
Three hyper children
Two sleeping dogs
And a great season with my family!