1) You start calling adults "grown-ups"
2) Getting to bed after 11 is like, whoa, late night
3) Waking up after 7 is like, whoa, slept in
4) A certain amount of crust/spit up/dried snot on your clothes IS acceptable for public outings
5) You sing High School Musical songs most of the time - and think they rock
6) You rifle through your daughter's make-up for lip gloss and find a "Gabriella" sparkly number you're quite excited about
7) Much of your discussions throughout the day center around bodily functions
8) You think your husband's impression of Evil Doofenschmirtz from "Phineas & Ferb" is dead on!
9) You spend a total of 45 minutes prepping/cleaning up dinner and roughly 7 minutes eating
10) Your science experiments that used to involve bacterium in Microbiology class now involve dish soap and food coloring:
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Oh my gosh - I have GOT to hear Rich do Doofenschmirtz!! I was cracking up at this entire list (except the lip gloss...and high school musical...I DID have the transformers theme song stuck in my head all last week!)
#7...so true, unfortunately, so true.
This list is GREAT!! I had forgotten what it's like to have your day revolve around short people!! I'm almost as excited about Gabriella as you are - can't wait to see you wearing it. Hope the new carpet looks great, and that you took the opportunity (and I KNOW you did) to clean out and organize the office/play room in the process!! :) Love you!
Another great list from you!
With you on most of these! I do have a question though: on HSM3's "Now or Never" from the beginning of the movie, is it at all annoying to you that Troy gets nearly knocked out, and then stands up and sings a duet with Gabriella while he's supposed to be playing basketball? B/c it gets on my nerves a little. It feels better to have talked about this with another grown-up. Thanks!
#7 - and/or you spend the majority of your day in the bathroom... at least every hour, on the hour, as determined by a timer... despite the protests of your 2 year old.
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