I'm reporting a freaky illness I believe Will has. I would be tempted to call it "clean-up allergy" or something of that nature. I have checked all of Rich's medical books, but found nothing that resembles his odd symptoms. He can be playing happily and energetically, but as soon as it comes time to clean up he claims his abdomen hurts, or is overcome with lethargy. One time he even disclosed that his eyes were burning. I'm extremely worried. I have given him many doses of "you clean up what you play with" but it must have been expired or something because it had no effect. I will continue to research the subject.
*Note extreme sarcasm. Do not be alarmed.
Kenny’s 15 and Luke’s 12 year stats
6 years ago
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If you find a cure for this horrible affliction, please let us know!
Totally cracking up at this, BTW. Love the eye problem...creative.
i think my kenny has i-don't-want-to-make-my-bed-tantrumitis.
really cute post!
My response would be "I'm sorry you don't feel well, William. If your toys are making you sick, maybe we should give them to another child who doesn't have any toys to clean up!" :)
*Note extreme sarcasm. Too bad it's lost on kids - can be a very effective tool!!
Hilarious!! My kids just whine about it or throw a fit - nothing nearly as creative as Will! Quite impressive!
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